- It snows during Christmas time. But if ever Christmas is held in the
summer months, what will the people say in their Christmas prayers?
- Rain dear!
- What will Santa be called if he takes a sunbath?
- Sunta Claus.
- If you ever find Santa studying grammar, what will you call him?
- Santa Clause.
- While arresting, which one word can never be uttered by a policeman to a
snow baby?
- "Freeze!"
- What is the favourite wishbone for the snakes?
- "Hiss"- bone!
- If Santa ever gets lost on a winter night, which poem shall he recite?
-
"Frost at Midnight"
- What do you call an inquisitive Eskimo?
- Askimo.
- What would Elvis Presley have been called had he been an elf?
- Elf-is-Presley.
- What is the favourite Christmas song of the monkeys?
- Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. Jungle all the way!
- Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
- They both drop their needles !
- What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
- A pine-apple !
- What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
- Platform shoes !
- What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
- I'm going out tonight !
- How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
- About a wick !
- What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
-
She gave him the cold shoulder !
- What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
-
Icebergers !
- Where do snowmen go to dance ?
-
Snowballs !
- What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
- A snowball !
- How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
-
You wake up wet !
- What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
-
Frost bite !
- How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
-
An Eskimoo !
- A kid to his mother: "Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?"
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Mom to kid: "No you can have turkey like everyone else !"
- What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
-
My pop is bigger than yours !
- Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
-
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
- What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
-
Roast turkey !
- What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
-
Your teeth !
- What's happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
-
You get tinsel-itus !
- What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
-
Grave-y !
- What party game did Jekyll like best ?
-
Hyde and Seek !
- Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
-
It was a moth ball !
- How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
-
Chick to chick !
- Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
-
It was a scream !
- Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ?
-
It went with a bang !
- Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
-
He had no body to go with !
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
-
It's Christmas, Eve !
- What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
-
The letter "D" !
- What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
-
Santa Claustrophobia !
- What do you call a letter sent down the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
-
Black mail !
- Who delievers Christmas presents to a cat?
-
Santa Paws !
- Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
-
Because it soots him !
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