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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

How many ways can you enjoy a good christmas joke with the kids? Here we will provide you some christmas joke. Enjoy the page and don't forget to refer the page to your friends .

More Christmas Jokes

  • It snows during Christmas time. But if ever Christmas is held in the summer months, what will the people say in their Christmas prayers?
    - Rain dear!

  • What will Santa be called if he takes a sunbath?
    - Sunta Claus.

  • If you ever find Santa studying grammar, what will you call him?
    - Santa Clause.

  • While arresting, which one word can never be uttered by a policeman to a snow baby?
    - "Freeze!"

  • What is the favourite wishbone for the snakes?
    - "Hiss"- bone!

  • If Santa ever gets lost on a winter night, which poem shall he recite?
    - "Frost at Midnight"

  • What do you call an inquisitive Eskimo?
    - Askimo.

  • What would Elvis Presley have been called had he been an elf?
    - Elf-is-Presley.

  • What is the favourite Christmas song of the monkeys?
    - Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. Jungle all the way!

  • Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
    - They both drop their needles !

  • What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
    - A pine-apple !

  • What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
    - Platform shoes !

  • What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
    - I'm going out tonight !

  • How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
    - About a wick !
  • What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
    - She gave him the cold shoulder !
     
  • What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
    - Icebergers !
     
  • Where do snowmen go to dance ?
    - Snowballs !
     
  • What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
    - A snowball !
     
  • How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
    - You wake up wet !
     
  • What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
    - Frost bite !
     
  • How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
    - An Eskimoo !
     
  • A kid to his mother: "Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?"
    - Mom to kid: "No you can have turkey like everyone else !"
     
  • What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
    - My pop is bigger than yours !
     
  • Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
    - The turkey - he's always stuffed !
     
  • What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
    - Roast turkey !
     
  • What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
    - Your teeth !
     
  • What's happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
    - You get tinsel-itus !
     
  • What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
    - Grave-y !
     
  • What party game did Jekyll like best ?
    - Hyde and Seek !
     
  • Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
    - It was a moth ball !
     
  • How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
    - Chick to chick !
     
  • Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
    - It was a scream !
     
  • Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ?
    - It went with a bang !
     
  • Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
    - He had no body to go with !
     
  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
    - It's Christmas, Eve !
     
  • What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
    - The letter "D" !
     
  • What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
    - Santa Claustrophobia !
     
  • What do you call a letter sent down the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
    - Black mail !
     
  • Who delievers Christmas presents to a cat?
    - Santa Paws !
     
  • Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
    - Because it soots him !
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