Fun for Kids

One liners and Quotes

Money Matters

arrow Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money.

arrow It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money.

arrow If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Complaints from campers.....

arrow These are actual comments left on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips:

arrow "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."

arrow "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."

arrow "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness."

arrow "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."

arrow "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals."

arrow "All the mile markers are missing this year."

arrow "Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."

arrow "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill."

arrow "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."

arrow "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter."

arrow "Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them."

arrow "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals."

arrow "Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights."

arrow "A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead."

arrow "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."

arrow "Too many rocks in the mountains."


arrow Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks otherwise.

arrow My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

arrow Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

arrow The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

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