Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
Hair raising issue
10. "I'm lost"
9. "Take my car".
8. "Fine I'll take you shopping"
7. "That credit card is yours to go crazy"
6. "You might like to throw a party when we are gone".
5. "Take the test in the next season"
4." Never mind your negative scores on your studies as long as you are good behind the wheels"
3."You don't have to work when you grow up"
2. "We don't require any more discussion on this topic"
1. "Father's Day? what's that?!"
A young lad comes home to his father after he received his driver's license to ask for the use of the family car.
His Father agrees with a few conditions, good grades in school, a cleaner
room. neat yard, and a decent haircut.
After several months the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. with all that his dad had asked him to do except getting his hair cut. His father notices that and wanted to know why his son had disobeyed him,
So the son says, "hey, dad, Jesus had long hair."
and then his Father smilingly replies, "Yes, son, you're absolutely right. And he also walked everywhere he went."
One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled,
pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
Q; What could possibly be the best gift to your Dad apart from the neck tie on father's Day?
A; When you return his Car with gas tank full.