Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken! 

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Egghead!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? 
A hot cross bunny. 

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? 
Join the Hare Force.

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter!

Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march

What grows between your nose and chin?
Tulips (Two Lips).

How do bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? 
A receding hareline.