Fun for Kids

One liners and Quotes

arrow Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

arrow Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

arrow Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

arrow I intend to live forever - so far, so good

arrow I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

arrow If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

arrow The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

arrow When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

arrow If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

arrow When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

arrow Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

arrow What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

arrow Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

arrow I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

arrow How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

arrow Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

arrow OK, so what's the speed of dark?

arrow Black holes are where God divided by zero.

arrow If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

arrow It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

arrow He who hesitates is boss.

arrow As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never

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