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It snows during Christmas time. But if ever Christmas is held in the summer months, what will the people say in their Christmas prayers?
- Rain dear!
What will Santa be called if he takes a sunbath?
- Sunta Claus.
If you ever find Santa studying grammar, what will you call him?
- Santa Clause.
While arresting, which one word can never be uttered by a policeman to a snow baby?
- "Freeze!"
What is the favourite wishbone for the snakes?
- "Hiss"- bone!
If Santa ever gets lost on a winter night, which poem shall he recite?
- "Frost at Midnight"
What do you call an inquisitive Eskimo?
- Askimo.
What would Elvis Presley have been called had he been an elf?
- Elf-is-Presley.
What is the favourite Christmas song of the monkeys?
- Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. Jungle all the way!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
- They both drop their needles !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
- A pine-apple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
- Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
- I'm going out tonight !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
- About a wick !
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
- She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
- Icebergers !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
- Snowballs !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
- A snowball !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
- You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
- Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
- An Eskimoo !
A kid to his mother: "Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?"
- Mom to kid: "No you can have turkey like everyone else !"
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
- My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
- The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
- Roast turkey !
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
- Your teeth !
What's happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
- You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
- Grave-y !
What party game did Jekyll like best ?
- Hyde and Seek !
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
- It was a moth ball !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
- Chick to chick !
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
- It was a scream !
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ?
- It went with a bang !
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
- He had no body to go with !
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
- It's Christmas, Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
- The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
- Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent down the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
- Black mail !
Who delievers Christmas presents to a cat?
- Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
- Because it soots him !
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