1. What do atomic scientists do when they go on vacation? Ans: They go fission.

2. Who makes a million dollars a day? Ans: A mint.

3. Why are twin doctors puzzling? Ans: They are a paradox pair of doc.

4. Who was the first nuclear scientist? Ans: Eve, because she knew all about atom (Adam).

5. What has hundred limbs but can’t walk? Ans: A tree.

6. What is the longest word in the world? Ans: Rubber, because it stretches.

7. Why are jazz musicians so sweet? Ans: Because they play in jam sessions.

9. What is a fund for needy musicians? Ans: Band aid.

10. What keeps put bugs and shows movies? Ans: Screens.

11. What is green and sings? Ans: Elvis Presley.

12. What should a girl wear when she wants to end a fight? Ans: Makeup.

13. What is green and dangerous Ans: A thundering herd of pickles