Halloween Jokes for Kids

Jokes on Halloween

Here are some one liner Jokes for you.

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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

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What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

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Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

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What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

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What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

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What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

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What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

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What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

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Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

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What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

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What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

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What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

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What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...

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What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...

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What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...

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What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

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What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...

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What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...

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Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

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What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

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