Pet Rock: The Easiest Pet in the World
No food, no fur, no mess - a pet rock is the quietest friend you can have. Learn how to choose the perfect rock, decorate it, give it a name and even teach it to sit.
Why a pet rock?
- Zero work: it needs no feeding, no walks and no litter tray.
- Quiet and tidy: no fur, feathers or mess.
- Free: the best ones are found on a walk. Always ask permission and never take rocks from protected places.
- Not very chatty: a pet rock just sits there, which is exactly its charm.
How to select your pet rock
Decide what you want first. A small rock can sit on your desk next to the computer, while a big, fierce-looking guard rock can watch over the front garden. Do not take the first rock you see: pick one with the right size, shape and texture, because every rock has its own personality.
Making your pet rock look good
- Wash the rock with water and let it dry fully.
- Paint a base colour with non-toxic paint.
- Add eyes, a mouth, ears, a tail or legs using craft supplies, felt or paper.
- Use waterproof paint and glue for a rock that will live outdoors.
- Give your rock a name and a birthday.
Looking for more projects? Browse our craft ideas for kids.
How to train your pet rock
Say "Sit" in a firm but caring voice, and your pet rock will obey every time. Take it for a gentle walk once a week - in your pocket works well. Do not give it sweets or cake (it will not eat them, but it is good practice for real pets).
Start a mini pet rock business
Once you have mastered decorating, you can make a few for friends and relatives. With a grown-up's help, you could sell them at a school fair or a small shop. Try offering rocks on consignment, which means the shop displays them and pays you only when one sells.
Frequently asked questions
What is a pet rock?
A pet rock is a rock you adopt as a pretend pet. Gary Dahl popularised the idea in the 1970s as a funny gift, and kids and crafters still love decorating them today.
What do I need to make a pet rock?
A smooth rock, non-toxic paint or markers, googly eyes or craft supplies and craft glue. Ask an adult for help with glue and sealant.
Do pet rocks need food?
No. A pet rock never needs food, water or walks, although it does enjoy being dusted.
How do I keep a painted rock looking nice outdoors?
Seal it with a clear, waterproof sealant (applied by an adult in a well-ventilated space) so the paint lasts in sun and rain.