Easter Jokes and Humor for Kids

Easter Jokes

Question-Answer Jokes

1. Q. Why did the Easter egg go to school?
   A. To get eggucated!
2. Q. How does the Easter Bunny stay organized?
   A. With a hare-clip!
3. Q. Why did the Easter Bunny paint his eggs with stripes?
   A. He wanted them to be egg-cellent!
4. Q. What do you call an egg that’s famous?
   A. An eggs-traordinary celebrity!
5. Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the playground?
   A. To get to the hop-scotch game!
6. Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the frog?
   A. "Hoppy Easter!"
7. Q. Why did the chicken join the Easter egg hunt?
   A. To egg-sperience the fun!
8. Q. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur clean?
   A. With hare spray!
9. Q.Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
   A. He was feeling a little hare-brained!
10. Q. What do you get when you cross an Easter Bunny with a magician?
    A. An egg-citing trickster!
11. Q. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a bow tie?
    A. He was egg-static to dress up for the holiday!
12. Q. What do you call an Easter egg that's always happy?
    A. Egg-static!
13. Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the lane?
    A. To egg-sercise, of course!
14. Q. Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
    A. He was caught hare-ssing a pedestrian!
15. Q. Why did the Easter bunny hide all the carrots?
    A. Because he wanted them for himself!
16. Q. What does the Easter bunny use to stay organized?
    A. A hare planner!
17. Q. Why did the Easter egg refuse to get out of bed?
    A. Because it was egg-stremely tired!
18. Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leprechaun?
    A. A hare-ish luck charm!
19. Q. Why did the Easter bunny cross the playground?
    A. To get to the other slide!
20. Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells bad Easter jokes?
    A. A silly bunny!
21. Q. What did the Easter egg say when it saw the frying pan?
    A. "Oh no, I'm scrambled!"
22. Q. How does the Easter bunny decorate his house?
    A. With hoppy Easter eggs!
23. Q. Why did the Easter egg refuse to go outside?
    A. Because it didn't want to crack under pressure!
24. Q. What do you call an Easter egg that tells jokes?
    A. A yolk-ster!
25. Q. Why did the Easter bunny paint his nose red?
    A. He was trying to look like a hoppy Easter reindeer!
26. Q. What do you call a rabbit who delivers Easter baskets?
    A. A hare mail carrier!
27. Q. Why did the Easter egg hide behind the couch?
    A. Because it was egg-static!
28. Q. What do you get when you cross an Easter bunny with a famous singer?
    A. Justin Hare-ber!
29. Q. Why did the Easter bunny wear sunglasses?
    A. To hide his egg-straordinary bright eyes!
30. Q. How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
    A. He does a lot of bunny hops!