Easter Jokes and Humor for Kids

Easter Jokes

Question-Answer Jokes

1. Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
   A. They egg-cellerated.
2. Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
   A. One with a hoppy ending.
   
   

   

3. Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
   A. He begins with 24 carrots.
4. Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots? A. It's been nice gnawing you!
5. Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
   A. Bugs Bunny.
6. Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
   A. He was a little chicken!
7. Q. What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
   A. Egghead!
   
   

   

8. Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? 
   A. A hot cross bunny.
9. Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? 
   A. Join the Hare Force.
10. Q. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
    A. Hoppy Easter!
11. Q. Why are people always tired in April?
    A. Because they just finished a march
12. Q. What grows between your nose and chin?
    A. Tulips (Two Lips).
13. Q. How do bunnies stay in shape?
    A. Hareobics.
14. Q. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? 
    A. A receding hareline.

Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock
   Who's there?
   Some bunny
   Some bunny who?
   Some bunny has been eating my carrots!
2. Knock Knock
   Who's there?
   Some bunny
   Some bunny who?
   Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!
3. Knock, knock
   Who's there?
   Ana
   Ana who?
   Ana-other Easter Bunny!
4. Knock Knock
   Who's there?
   Easter
   Easter who?
   Easter Bunny!
5. Knock, knock
   Who's there?
   Easter Egg
   Easter Egg who?
   You crack me up!