Easter Jokes and Humor for Kids

Hey Parents, bring a smile to your children's face and establish a new tradition this Easter with these funny Jokes. All these jokes for kids will help your children get into the spirit of Easter.

Easter Jokes

Question-Answer Jokes

Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A. They egg-cellerated.
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. He begins with 24 carrots.
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots? A. It's been nice gnawing you!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!
Q. What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A. Egghead!
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny.
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.
Q. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A. Hoppy Easter!
Q. Why are people always tired in April?
A. Because they just finished a march
Q. What grows between your nose and chin?
A. Tulips (Two Lips).
Q. How do bunnies stay in shape?
A. Hareobics.
Q. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A. A receding hareline.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!